A few years ago, we bought our son a guitar. It was really expensive. But, he never played it in front of us, so during one fight I yelled at him: “Why did we buy you a guitar when you don’t even know how to hold it?” Yesterday, I wasn’t feeling very well, so I didn’t go to work. My husband went out to buy me some pills, and my son was at home. Obviously, he thought that I went out together with his father. That was when I heard him play some pretty romances on the guitar. I was really ashamed for treating him bad.
A week ago I got married. Today my friend decided to sleep over at our house. I woke up in the middle of the night and heard voices. My husband was not in our bed. From the other room I heard: “She won’t hear anything, come on!” I jumped out of bed, angry as never before. I turned on the light in the other room, ready to witness the worst and then…I saw them playing chess. CHESS, can you believe it? My friend just lost, so my husband was trying to make her go out and scream “Cock-a-doodle-do!”.